Rule Enforcer Enthusiast Prints

Cricket umpire with pile of helmets.

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'What a control freak!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"I try to get a head start on them."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'