Rules Enforcer T-Shirts

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Mom Umpires

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I've warned you about your offensive touching. Keep your hands off your face!"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'