Law Enforcer With A Twist Gifts

Drunk police officer

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'Call for back-up.'

"I couldn't find any rule violations or vehicle defects. Therefore you get a ticket for frustrating a police officer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Boy caught by a policeman

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

Scotland Yard

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

'Police Navidad!'

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

Don't smoke in the house

Police Woman

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

Police Training School.