Criminal With A Twist Gifts

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Slow Night

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'He knew too much!'

Mafia's car

Mob Boss Runs Errands

Man reading dangerous crime book.

"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."

Colonel Bagshot.

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

Amateurs Night.

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

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