Criminal With A Twist Pillows

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Slow Night

'Make it look like an accident.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Worst part of diagnosis...'I have some very bad news for you.'

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

Mafia's car

'He knew too much!'

Colonel Bagshot.

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

Man reading dangerous crime book.

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

Mob Boss Runs Errands

"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

Amateurs Night.

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

Doctor tells patient: 'A spider bite will have no long-term effects, but you may find yourself donning lycra, fighting crime ...'