Law Enforcer With A Twist Pillows

Drunk police officer

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Call for back-up.'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"I couldn't find any rule violations or vehicle defects. Therefore you get a ticket for frustrating a police officer."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Scotland Yard

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Boy caught by a policeman

'Police Navidad!'

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Don't smoke in the house

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

Police Woman

Police Training School.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'