Law Enforcer Humorist Pillows

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Click it or ticket.'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Sweet Jailbreak

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

News and Magazines. Legal News. A defendant was freed by a loophole in a law. The statute of liberty.

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Piñata police line-up.

'I can't remember. Are you my lawyer, or am I yours?'

'Costwise, are we thinking Kavanagh QL or Rumpole?'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'We need our lawyers to perform CPR on this group...Confuse, Perplex and Rattle.'

'Oh yeah? Well, Murphy's law doesn't apply here.'

Drunk police officer

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"