Law Enforcer Humorist Gifts

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Click it or ticket.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'I can't remember. Are you my lawyer, or am I yours?'

'Costwise, are we thinking Kavanagh QL or Rumpole?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'We need our lawyers to perform CPR on this group...Confuse, Perplex and Rattle.'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Oh yeah? Well, Murphy's law doesn't apply here.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Attorneys - Mom and Pop.

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

'You do all the pro bono work, and I'll do the anti bono, okay?'