Law Enforcement Humor Aficionado Pillows

"We would've woke you up sooner, but you looked so comfortable."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'Call for back-up.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'Police Navidad!'

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'