Law Enforcement Humor Aficionado Pillows

"We would've woke you up sooner, but you looked so comfortable."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Don't Try Anything Funny.

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Containment Cops

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Call for back-up.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

'Police Navidad!'