Law Enforcement Satire Lover Pillows

P.C. Gone Mad.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Excessive Paperwork

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Sweet Jailbreak

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

Stun-gun target practice.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'And what do you do?'

The Automatic Policeman

Crooks

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

Hair Spray / CS Gas.