Police Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Rape and Pillage Squad

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

"Hey stupid - come over here.'

Police Stop 'n' Search Department

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Excessive Paperwork

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Mafia machine gun case.

Money Launderette

The Automatic Policeman

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

Crooks

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Illegal immigrant.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

Tunnel of Love

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

'May I see some photo ID?'