Police Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

"Avon calling..!"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm arresting you for impersonating an undercover police officer.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Christmas Police

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."