Police Humor Fans Pillows

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

The hostage rescue team

Excessive Paperwork

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

'Illegal immigrant.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"Avon calling..!"

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

Christmas Police

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

Policemen

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

Lineup

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

'OK - Spread em.'