Police Humor Pillows

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.