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Lineup

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

The hostage rescue team

Excessive Paperwork

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

Cat planning aquarium break in...

Tunnel of Love

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

Christmas Police

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

"Avon calling..!"

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop