Police Parody Fans Mugs

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"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

The hostage rescue team

Excessive Paperwork

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Cat planning aquarium break in...

Tunnel of Love

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'