Police Humor Enthusiast Gifts

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"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

"Avon calling..!"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm arresting you for impersonating an undercover police officer.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Projection

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Sweet Jailbreak

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Messing Up My Metrics

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Containment Cops

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."