Policing Satire Pillows

Crooks

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Excessive Paperwork

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Messing Up My Metrics

Mafia machine gun case.

The Automatic Policeman

Money Launderette

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

Oh, sorry, I didn

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

My guys will loot, Bjorn's guys will pillage and your guys will make it all legal.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

Tunnel of Love

"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.