Law Enforcement Satire Lovers Pillows

'I ran a computer check on you. If you'll give me the phone number of that cute babe Diane on your MySpace site, I'll let you off with just a warning.'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Excessive Paperwork

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Sweet Jailbreak

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Piñata police line-up.

The Automatic Policeman

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

Crooks

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Oh, sorry, I didn

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

Okay, knock it off. I'm not falling for the old "good fish, bad fish" routine.

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

'There you go again - laying down the law.'

'Illegal immigrant.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.