Law Enforcement Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Anything you say will be taken down and may be used as evidence of my overtime.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Christmas Police

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."