Humor In Law Enforcement Pillows

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Projection

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Messing Up My Metrics

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

Oh, sorry, I didn

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

'I ran a computer check on you. If you'll give me the phone number of that cute babe Diane on your MySpace site, I'll let you off with just a warning.'

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

"I better approach this one really carefully."

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop