Humor In Law Enforcement Pillows

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

"I better approach this one really carefully."

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

"Don't taser me, Bro!!! Does he know we're Mall Cops?"