Law Enforcement Humorists Pillows

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Messing Up My Metrics

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Oh, sorry, I didn

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I ran a computer check on you. If you'll give me the phone number of that cute babe Diane on your MySpace site, I'll let you off with just a warning.'

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.