Law Enforcement Satire Pillows

"Don't taser me, Bro!!! Does he know we're Mall Cops?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Excessive Paperwork

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

The Automatic Policeman

'Hello, Sir. Are you answering this call on a hands-free mobile?' 'Em...'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Crooks

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

"I better approach this one really carefully."

"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

Don't Walk - "They Buddy, can't you read!"