Law Enforcement Humorist Pillows

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

"I better approach this one really carefully."

Rollercoaster police chase.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Doing anything the night you get out?'

'Excuse me, Santa. But, this Lad's wanted for being on the police naughty list.'

'Sorry I'm late Chief, terrible parking!'

Sweet Jailbreak

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Click it or ticket.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Man sees city sign: 'Loiter in Moderation',

Christmas Police

"Avon calling..!"

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."