Law Enforcer's Delight Pillows

Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be like everyone else and unfollow me."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

"Hi honey, I'm home."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Call for back-up.'

Early Profiling

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'