Law Enforcer's Delight Gifts

Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

"Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll be like everyone else and unfollow me."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"Hi honey, I'm home."

Distrust of the Trust Act

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

'Call for back-up.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Early Profiling

'It's for my glaucoma.'