Law Enforcer Aficionado Gifts

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'The highest court in the land.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

US Gun Control Debates.

"You have the right to remain silent."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,