Law Enforcer Aficionado Gifts

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'The highest court in the land.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."