Law Enforcement Aficionado Gifts

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Do you mind?! Didn't you notice I was on the phone?"

"Our bad cop called in sick, so today we're going with good cop/bad community theater actor."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

Police officer is surprised to see motorized wheel chair in parking space.

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"I don't believe this. You rob a bank, but when we're being chased, you won't run a red light?"

The ransom note says they want $200,000 and no police. Or they'll take $100,000 and a couple of police.

'Call for back-up.'

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'For the last time, sir -- we don't do strip-searches for overtime parking!'

Homeland Security To Protect and Frighten.

Police Training School.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'

'I was hoping you were going to frisk me.'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'Police Navidad!'

All visitors must be frisked

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'