Policing Enthusiast Gifts

"Lucky for you mate, we're on a drugs bust,"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Arcarde Patrol

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Street trader tricking police.

Might Versus Right.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Except moles, madam."

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Call for back-up.'