Policing Enthusiast Prints

"Lucky for you mate, we're on a drugs bust,"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Street trader tricking police.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Might Versus Right.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Except moles, madam."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"