Modern Policing Aficionado Prints

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"You have the right to remain silent."

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Arcarde Patrol

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Might Versus Right.

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

Street trader tricking police.

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

"Hi honey, I'm home."

Man reading dangerous crime book.