Police Procedural Aficionado Prints

'Not the typical gang - they got drones.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"He did it!"

The Investigation

'Make it look like an accident.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Moon Line UP

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Arcarde Patrol

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'