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'Not the typical gang - they got drones.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'The highest court in the land.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

Arcarde Patrol

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."