Police Procedural Fanatic Pillows

'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"He did it!"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

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'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

The Professionals.

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'That's not good enough!'

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'