Police Procedural Fanatic Prints

'Okay, I have the that backward. Step out of the car and then put your hands up.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

The Investigation

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

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'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'That's not good enough!'

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."