Police Procedural Lover Prints

Roman soldier in police line up.

Flasher's Police Line-up

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The Investigation

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Moon Line UP

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

the bureaucrat's desk

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking"

'Do you see your assailant anywhere in this photo array?'

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.

'A dynamite sales idea, Lou. I'm just sorry I have to notify the police.'

The Automatic Policeman

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

"It would appear that the fraudster you released last week should have been his cell mate!"

"I'm with the Freud squad."