Police Drama Aficionado Pillows

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Noir kitty.

'You got a search warrant?'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Arcarde Patrol

Violence in Mexico

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'