Police Drama Pillows

Police suspect it was an inside job.

Robber running from cop hides in "whacky, waving, inflatable arm flailing tube man".

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Put the cigarettes down slowly and come out with your hands in the air.'

Joan Hickson

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Al Pacino

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Noir kitty.

'You got a search warrant?'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'