Police Drama Lover Pillows

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

You got mugged, eh? - Well, let that be a lesson to you.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Al Pacino

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'You got a search warrant?'

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"He joined in the debate."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

Wimpy Harry

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."