Police Drama Lover Pillows

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

You got mugged, eh? - Well, let that be a lesson to you.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Newton's Law and Order.

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'You got a search warrant?'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"He joined in the debate."

Waking the Dead.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"