Police Dramas Lover Pillows

'Hi, I'm ringing on behalf of your husband. He's been held up.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'You got a search warrant?'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Waking the Dead.

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

The Automatic Policeman

'It doesn't make any difference! Tranquilizing all the other horses would be as illegal as doping up this one.'

'It's the best investment I ever made - a 'random alibi generator.''