Police Drama Gifts

Police suspect it was an inside job.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Put the cigarettes down slowly and come out with your hands in the air.'

Joan Hickson

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Slow Night

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Noir kitty.

"My defense attorney couldn't shake the witness's identity of me as the perpetrator."

'You got a search warrant?'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'