Police Drama Fans Gifts

'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it - it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

"I don't think 'Allo 'Allo what's goin' on 'ere then' will achieve much Constable Brown."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'