Police Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Violence in Mexico

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Arcarde Patrol

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

Waking the Dead.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Street trader tricking police.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.