Police Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"No this isn't the old 'good cop, bad cop routine'. This is the old bad cop, worst cop routine!"

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Al Pacino

Arcarde Patrol

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Violence in Mexico

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Waking the Dead.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Wimpy Harry

Street trader tricking police.