Police Dramas Gifts

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Can you identify the man who stole your identity, Mrs Smithers?'

Bears in a line-up

'He's gonna break any moment now. They're using the old 'good hop, bad hop' routine.'

'They handle only cases we think we can solve in an hour.'

Waking the Dead.

"Spill the beans, wise guy! Don't make me bring in McTavish!"

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'Yes, I have tried looking under the bed!'

'Objection.' - 'Objection overruled.'

'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'

Eavesdropping on the ant world. . .

"I never leave a witness who might describe me to police as being short."

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

Joan Hickson

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Noir kitty.