Police Drama Aficionado Gifts

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Noir kitty.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Arcarde Patrol

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Al Pacino

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Violence in Mexico

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."