Lover Of Police Dramas Gifts

"Good cop? Why not great cop?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Noir kitty.

'You got a search warrant?'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Violence in Mexico

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Al Pacino

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut