Lover Of Crime Dramas Gifts

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Miami Mice

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Bribery and Corruption.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'