Crime Drama Devotee Gifts

Noir kitty.

"As you are a fan of the Sopranos, Big Tony will turn you into one."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Bribery and Corruption.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

Law 'N' Order

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'