Crime Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

Gangster "I'm thinking of getting back into crime, Luigi, - legitimate business is too corrupt"

"For the benefit of the tape, the suspect grunted and shook his head."

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Police stalk Killer / Killer accuses police of stalking.

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"

Your Car Has been stolen.

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Well Watson, this victim has had a Mexican tarantula's venom injected into his ear canal...er, what's it called?' 'Alimentary, my dear Holmes.'

'May I call my lawyer so he can take advantage of some free pre-trial publicity?'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"All of it just another front for offshore banking."

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."

'Do you have the time please?'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The Assassin

Ok, sure, I'll have my people mug your people.

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."

N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop

"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Told you we should have called first. Police. Swat. Swat.

"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."

Whatsa matter, Joey, you don't want to go on a little picnic with us? Fair weather enemies.

"Padre, I've broken the other commandments, but not the sixth. . .yet."

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."

"Now, sir, some of our customers prefer longer, looser sleeve to cover the cuffs during a perp walk."