Crime Drama Enthusiast Prints

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

Gangster "I'm thinking of getting back into crime, Luigi, - legitimate business is too corrupt"

"For the benefit of the tape, the suspect grunted and shook his head."

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Police stalk Killer / Killer accuses police of stalking.

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"

Your Car Has been stolen.

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

'I need a simple door, nothing fancy, just in, out, nobody gets hurt.'

"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."

'Do you have the time please?'

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

'May I call my lawyer so he can take advantage of some free pre-trial publicity?'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"All of it just another front for offshore banking."

N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

"Are you still using that outlet?"

"I just worry that Trump's giving money laundering and pornography a bad name."

"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."

"I think it's our duty to notify the feds, Kelly."

"Now, sir, some of our customers prefer longer, looser sleeve to cover the cuffs during a perp walk."

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."

"We're constantly looking for ways to dispose of leaves we rake up from the boss's front yard."

"No, you can’t go back to being ‘a person of interest’!"

"I just hope I'm not in trouble."

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."